Bruce is an australian Spectacled Bear. Because according to some idiot on Yahoo Answers, ALL Australians are named Bruce (obviously). (Seriously a lot of my relatives live in Australia, and I do have a relative named Bruce but he's not Australian). He was originally born on Snortius, but he got somehow transported to Earth and grew up in Australia, then he finally found his way back to Snortius, and he's friends with KAT3915 and King the Fisher. He wears khaki pants and drives one of those country buggy Australian car things.
Bruce loves choc-tops, he attacks with them and everything and pulls them out of nowhere a lot. KAT sells choc-tops at their popsicle stand, even though they aren't really popsicles they're ice cream...OR SHOULD I SAY, THEY AREN'T REALLY ICE POPS?????
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